Kirby

Kirby, one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up, is the main protagonist of Kirby: The War on Balls. He is a gender less (GNC, based) pink sphere who also happens to be literally God. He is known for his exceptional voring skill and his numerous times kicking King Dedede’s Tight little asshole (In combat).

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In Kirby: The War in Balls, Kirby says his first canonical dialogue in all of the Kirby saga. He says “based”

Kirby currently resides in Hell, atoning for his many sins and crimes against God.

Appearance
Kirby takes the form of a spherical being who reflects light like plastic. He has small blue eyes and pink rosy face cheeks. He also has pink rosy ass cheeks, but the government doesn't want you to know that. He has red shoes. Through KTWoB, Kirby bears resemblance to Kuchisake-onna (口裂け女, "Slit-Mouthed Woman"). We don't know why and we don't care to know why. He has reportedly large testicles.

Personality
In Kirby: The War on Balls, Kirby's character goes in a unique direction never before seen in a Kirby game. He is depicted as a morally gray godlike entity who uses his power for his own personal gluttony. He is incredibly impulsive and brave, and usually follows through with his wacky plans.